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WHY is wine > tequila

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Wine and beer get me drunk easily (well after a bottle or a six pack). Tequila doesn't seem to really kick in even after eight shots like the other night. WTF. I thought the point of hard liquor was getting drunk easily.

I guess it must hit all at once...like it did at certain parties I won't discuss further. But seriously...what fun is that? I mean for me not for everyone else...

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Originally posted by AThousandYoung
Wine and beer get me drunk easily (well after a bottle or a six pack). Tequila doesn't seem to really kick in even after eight shots like the other night. WTF. I thought the point of hard liquor was getting drunk easily.

I guess it must hit all at once...like it did at certain parties I won't discuss further. But seriously...what fun is that? I mean for me not for everyone else...
Maybe your tollerance has been built up by all the beer and wine?
Or the percent wasn't so strong?
Personally I'd stick to wine, plenty of choice nd there's not that after smell. Goes with food quite well too!!
😀

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Originally posted by yo its me
Maybe your tollerance has been built up by all the beer and wine?
Or the percent wasn't so strong?
Personally I'd stick to wine, plenty of choice nd there's not that after smell. Goes with food quite well too!!
😀
Nah...I drank the eight shots the other night and the wine tonight. Now I feel pleasantly buzzed. The other night I felt nothing. Maybe it kicked in after I fell asleep?

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Originally posted by AThousandYoung
Wine and beer get me drunk easily (well after a bottle or a six pack). Tequila doesn't seem to really kick in even after eight shots like the other night. WTF. I thought the point of hard liquor was getting drunk easily.

I guess it must hit all at once...like it did at certain parties I won't discuss further. But seriously...what fun is that? I mean for me not for everyone else...
Tequila is not for getting drunk. Tequila is for enjoying.

Anyway, if you want to get hammered, try this:

* Fill half of one big shot glass with tequila
* Fill the other half with 7up or Sprite.
* Cover with napkin or hand
* Slam in table
* Drink fast before it bubbles out
* Get someone to grab your head with both hands and shake it vigorously
* Repeat

In Europe some call that "Tequila Bum Bum" or "Tequila Slam", others call it "Muppet" or "Blaster".

It's just fun.

Try it.

P.S. If there is nobody to share your head, shake it yourself, like headbanging.

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Originally posted by Seitse
Tequila is not for getting drunk. Tequila is for enjoying.

Anyway, if you want to get hammered, try this:

* Fill half of one big shot glass with tequila
* Fill the other half with 7up or Sprite.
* Cover with napkin or hand
* Slam in table
* Drink fast before it bubbles out
* Get someone to grab your head with both hands and shake it vigorously
* R ...[text shortened]... it.

P.S. If there is nobody to share your head, shake it yourself, like headbanging.
That sounds like it would give some unpleasant combination of abdominal gas pains, messy burps and slimy farts.

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Originally posted by AThousandYoung
That sounds like it would give some unpleasant combination of abdominal gas pains, messy burps and slimy farts.
It's all part of the joy, dude.

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Originally posted by Seitse
It's all part of the joy, dude.
TEH NEXT QUESTION:

Do I open another bottle of wine, go back to the tequila, or go to sleep like a good boy?

I suspect I'm going to choose A) but this has not yet been determined.

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Originally posted by AThousandYoung
TEH NEXT QUESTION:

Do I open another bottle of wine, go back to the tequila, or go to sleep like a good boy?

I suspect I'm going to choose A) but this has not yet been determined.
Go back to tequila, come on. Don't be a sissy.

Get wasted... be somebody* 😉

* The funniest part of Kill Bill Part. 2, when Larry Gomez hands the glass with cocaine to the stripper and tells her 'be somebody' 😀

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Originally posted by Seitse
Tequila is not for getting drunk. Tequila is for enjoying.

We're talking about the CHEAP STUFFS. Now stfu, since you are (whoa, I just hit the Windows key and everything minimized and I was so confused for like 5 seconds)

Anyway, stfu since you're apparently too damn authentic despite living on ANOTHER CONTINENT to understand cheap tequila.

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Originally posted by Seitse
Go back to tequila, come on. Don't be a sissy.

Get wasted... be somebody* 😉

* The funniest part of Kill Bill Part. 2, when Larry Gomez hands the glass with cocaine to the stripper and tells her 'be somebody' 😀
ALL RIGHT. I will BE A MAN and drink teh cheap tequila.

Amazing how when I am drunk I will USE LOTS OF CAPS and PRETEND MISSPELLINGS yet I still make sure to spell everything else properly.

Fun fun fun.

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Dude... what was that stfu stuff inside your reply and quote window???

I come from the country that produces the tequila you drink, amigo.

be sure to get poisoned and die choked in your own vomit, gringo 😛

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Originally posted by Seitse
Dude... what was that stfu stuff inside your reply and quote window???

I come from the country that produces the tequila you drink, amigo.

be sure to get poisoned and die choked in your own vomit, gringo 😛
I almost puked the first shot. Barely got it down.

You come from the country that exported the crap we call tequila, I know...

If you don't understand I won't explain it to you.

I used to play Everquest on Sullon Zek (Sanctus Lumen represent - gogo good team! http://www.notacult.com/fansythefamous.htm).

THE POINT IS I am closer to Mexico than you are, poser.

Now all I have is Guild Wars and Civilization IV. Nowhere nearly the greatness that was Sullon Zek. Oh well.

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Originally posted by Seitse
Tequila is not for getting drunk. Tequila is for enjoying.

Anyway, if you want to get hammered, try this:

* Fill half of one big shot glass with tequila
* Fill the other half with 7up or Sprite.
* Cover with napkin or hand
* Slam in table
* Drink fast before it bubbles out
* Get someone to grab your head with both hands and shake it vigorously
* R ...[text shortened]... it.

P.S. If there is nobody to share your head, shake it yourself, like headbanging.
heres another good one.....

you need a rocks glass, typically a class that a shot and mixer is served in and you can cover the top with your palm.

1 Shot of Tequila, then pour champagne in, a quater glass. Cover the top of the glass with your hand then slam the glass down on the table.

The champagne should fizz up and mix with the Tequila, drink straight away, its foamy but great!!

Enjoy 🙄😀

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Originally posted by Seitse
Tequila is not for getting drunk. Tequila is for enjoying.

Anyway, if you want to get hammered, try this:

* Fill half of one big shot glass with tequila
* Fill the other half with 7up or Sprite.
* Cover with napkin or hand
* Slam in table
* Drink fast before it bubbles out
* Get someone to grab your head with both hands and shake it vigorously
* R ...[text shortened]... it.

P.S. If there is nobody to share your head, shake it yourself, like headbanging.
1. Fill your tequila glass with a shot.
2. Make a line up of salt and have a lemon cut ready.
3. Snort the line of salt with a straw or bank note.
4. Drink Tequila
5. Squeeze lemon in eyes.:'(
6. Be in lots of pain.

This is know as a "Marine Slammer"🙄

😀

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Originally posted by rmacken
1. Fill your tequila glass with a shot.
2. Make a line up of salt and have a lemon cut ready.
3. Snort the line of salt with a straw or bank note.
4. Drink Tequila
5. Squeeze lemon in eyes.:'(
6. Be in lots of pain.

This is know as a "Marine Slammer"🙄

😀
Lmao!

Now that is a drink!